What could be funnier than a woke activist screaming and stomping their feet? A conservative imitating a woke activist, yelling and stomping their feet. If you watch one video today, this has got to be this one. I laughed till I cried and I never cry. Comedian and Youtuber Cassady Campbell gave his best rendition of a triggered woke activist during the city council meeting in Denton, Texas. It was posted on Wednesday and in less than 24 hours it reached over one million page views and that’s just on Twitter.
Campbell dressed up as your typical liberal nutcase in a Biden tee shirt and a wool cap. His acting was electric and his delivery was flawless. If you didn’t know he was faking it for a fact, you would swear he was the real deal.
Some of his best lines include:
“If we have a nuclear war, it would be worth it if we could save just one life – ONE LIFE” *shrieking and weeping*
“The only way to fight for our democracy is to get vaccinated while supporting Ukraine in the FIGHT.” *heavy breathing*
One of the people I look up to, who I’ve begun to LOVE, is Klaus Schwab. And he said ‘by 2030 you will own nothing and be happy.” – and I stand with him because I am not SELFISH.” *more shrieking and weeping*
Then to close out his bit launched into a weepy-triggered meltdown over Brionna Taylor – the black woman who was shot during a no-knock raid by police, saying his only regret was that he did not stop the killing. And then for the grand finale:
“My closing statement: my only regret is that I didn’t stop Brionna Taylor’s killers. I still remember it like it was yesterday, I was shopping at Target in the pride section, looking for a shirt for my six-year-old, openly gay-transgender nephew after I got off work at Starbucks, where I’m a barista. But at least I know that I was helping the LGBTQ community while Brionna Taylor was killed.”
“Every night I lay on my pillow and I pray that Dr. Fauci will make a vaccine for white supremacy. I HATE MYSELF.”
They then called a recess so that they could figure out if he was serious or not.