Michigan Prof Put On Leave Of Absence After Calling His Students Co*#k S*#kers and Goes ballistic

A Michigan-based professor was placed on administrative leave until an investigation of his heinous actions can be reviewed. My guess is that he will be fired. He came to class wearing a space helmet and went into cursing diatribe and telling students his job is safe because he has tenure. He told his students that he assigns grades randomly and then he begged them to attend class virtually.

Ferris State University confirmed to the Daily Caller that Professor Barry Mehler has been placed on administrative leave while the university investigates the accusations against him. His students had notified university authorities of Mehler’s behavior.

Mehler expressed his fear of COVID and he went into a cursing rant against his students;

“I may have fucked up my life flatter than hammered shit, but I stand before you today beholden to no human c*ck sucker. I’m working a paying, fucking union job and no limber d*ck c*ck sucker of an administrator is going to tell me how to teach my classes because I’m a fu*#ing tenured professor.”

“So, if you want to go complain to your dean, f*ck you. Go ahead. I’m retiring at the end of this year and I couldn’t give a flying f*ck any longer. You people are just vectors of disease to me and I don’t want to be anywhere near you.”

I don’t think he will have to wait until the end of the year to retire. He may be planning to remain on leave until the end of the school year by appealing any action that would strip him of his job and for receiving his full pension.

From The Daily Caller

The professor further claimed that “F2F,” which is COVID slang for “face-to-face,” stood for “f*ck-to-f*ck.”

Mehler went on to claim that students in his class were not “good enough” to earn an “A” in his class. He pledged to randomly assign grades before meeting his students in an apparent attempt to bash Calvinism.

Mehler also read a New York Times Letter to the Editor from a Clemson professor who blamed Republicans for allowing schools to remain open. He further begged his students not to come to class and claimed there is “no benefit whatsoever” to coming to class.

“When I look out at a classroom filled with 50 students, I see 50 selfish kids who don’t give a shit whether grandpa lives or dies,” Mehler said.

Steven Ahle