New Yorker Fires Jeffrey Toobin Following Investigation into Zoom Masturbation Allegations

I am shocked by this. I felt sure that Toobin had proved he was able to get himself off. But the New Yorker decided to quit jerking him off and they fired him over his masturbation on a conference on Zoom. He was yanked from his job at the New Yorker over that. He tried explain that his monkey had poured milk all over the kitchen floor and that was why he was spanking it.

Gosh. That was fun, wasn’t it? Far left whacko, Jeffrey Toobin was fired from the New Yorker over the scandal but at least CNN has kept him so far. That is probably because he is so willing to cover up for Joe Biden. They are going to need all the help they can get. Toobin will take all of Biden’s mistakes and blame it on Trump and the Republicans.

Condé Nast human resources chief Stand Duncan wrote to staff:

“I am writing to share with you that our investigation regarding Jeffrey Toobin is complete, and as a result, he is no longer affiliated with our company. I want to assure everyone that we take workplace matters seriously. We are committed to fostering an environment where everyone feels respected and upholds our standards of conduct.”

Toobin replied:

“I was fired today by @NewYorker after 27 years as a Staff Writer. I will always love the magazine, will miss my colleagues, and will look forward to reading their work.”

CNN has remained mum because they fear being called hypocrites since they allowed him to jerk of his followers on their station every day. At least they are consistent.

From The Blaze

According to Vice:

Both people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak freely, noted that it was unclear how much each person saw, but both said that they saw Toobin jerking off. The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation when there was a strategy session, and the Democrats and Republicans went into their respective break out rooms for about 10 minutes. At this point, they said, it seemed like Toobin was on a second video call. The sources said that when the groups returned from their break out rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see, and the simulation continued.

It might be hard on him to find another job. People see you masturbate once and the magic is gone.

Steven Ahle